Arroyo Grande, CA
Relatable Rants & Family Chaos Turn Drama into Views
I share funny, relatable stories about my family, childhood and daily life—think voice memos to your best friend, but louder, more dramatic, and often featuring crazy family or the wild things students say to me, as a substitute teacher. My content blends storytelling, character acting, and fun moments that make viewers say “OMG that’s literally my grandma”. Whether I’m reenacting awkward conversations with my dad or exposing my grandma’s baddie tendencies. I connect with an audience that loves to laugh, relate and share. If your brand lives at the intersection of humor and heart, I’d love to collaborate.
$150
A carefully planned script, weaving humor & storytelling into the showcase of the product to hold viewers. Companies can choose their preferred topics amongst my brand(teaching, crazy family, everyday life stories)
$150
An unboxing video, where I open the product and give my live reactions to the packaging and initial thoughts. I open the product and test it out/try on the product on camera to show my immediate excitement and impatience.
$200
A funny video, weaving your product or brand into one of my stories about crazy family or wild comments from students I teach. The product will be displayed and mentioned multiple times. All videos contain captions to hold viewers & keep them entertained.
$50
Instagram Story: A high quality photo with the product as the focal point. The company and product name will be linked and tagged in aesthetic fonts. The story layout is carefully crafted to look as natural and not ad-like as possible.
$150
Instagram Post: A high quality photo with the product as the focal point. The company and product name will be linked and tagged in the caption. The photo will be carefully crafted to look as natural and not ad-like as possible.